Just the other day…I was talking to a friend and he was telling me how he was having some health issues as of late.
Yes, he said with a crestfallen face, I’ve been feeling bloated after meals, gaining weight very rapidly, feeling slow and sluggish, and having tons of energy and then crashing. Wow…I replied with a sigh…that sounds dreadfully tough. He looked at me with a miserable look in his eyes. Yes, Mari. It really really is.
He then reached into his bag and pulled out a burrito.
Okay, I thought, I most definitely eat when I’m depressed so who am I to judge? Plus, you can’t beat a burrito…but after he took just one small bite of his burrito I knew immediately where all of his grief and sadness stemmed from…his problem was overindulgence in carbs…
THERE WAS RICE IN THE BURRTIO.
NOOOOO I screamed as I ran towards him and tackled him to the ground. His mouth formed a surprised O as he plummeted towards the sidewalk in slow motion, losing his grip on the evil burrito. We slammed on the ground and gasped as we saw what was left of what used to be his precious burrito: the protective tortilla shell completely burst with rice everywhere…orange sauce dripping in a growing pool of blood...i mean sauce. It was a gruesome site.
Completely true story.
Ok maybeee not but I am completely convinced that this could in fact happen.
Rice in burritos is a frequently seen problem in society today! Not only does it cause health problems (see marginally non fictional story above), dislike for Sanrio products (which is otherwise known as insanity) and brain damage, it’s being unfair and oppressive to the other ingredients in the burrito.
Think about it.
If you get a Carneasada burrito, carneasada should be the main, dominant ingredient in the burrito. The delicious taste of well cooked juicy meat should overpower your mouth and make your taste buds jump for joy (did your mouth not just water???) Well have you been to chipotle? I’m pretty sure that in their burritos there’s about 1 piece of meat to every one pound of rice. This is what you call injustice (and a rip-off because I’m pretty sure rice is cheaper than meat…just sayin’).
PLUS there are so many things better than rice in burritos…to name a few:
Betsy Johnson dresses…YES!
Penguin Backpacks (as seen in awesome photo courtesy of Mari’s personal Bag collection)
Hello kitty anything
Game boy color
Luaus
The brand new H&M that opened at Oakridge mall
Orange sapphire scent at Bath and body works
And the list goes on and on.
So for all of you rice burrito loving people out there…do not be influenced by society and pop culture…follow your heart about what is true and pure…and better tasting/for your health.
Chose penguin backpacks not rice burritos…
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