You’re probably expecting another marvelously and startlingly entertaining food battle between me and the one they call ninjatuna (my arch nemesis) but…this is different kind of blog post (ZOMG (in the words of my arch nemesis)! Mind blowing! Twist ending!!!). THAT was an attention grabber…because now you just wanna keep right on reading…gotcha…check and mate.
So have you ever had one of those instances when you’re watching a movie and you think to yourself, “Woah, if I were to ever be a character in a movie...that would be ME!” I know I’ve had that thought many atime…especially in any movie in which Zooey Deschanel plays a role…I mean look at me…anywaysss…
So one of those instances got me thinkin’…if my arch nemesis, ninjatuna, were to ever star in a movie…what kind of a character would HE be? *insert dream sequence music as I ascend into the world of my imagination*
Do you hear that? It’s the sound of a catchy secret agent theme song: quiet yet bold, catchy yet unfamiliar. A dark character appears dressed all in black...his entire face covered except his alert eyes that are darting about as he quietly sneaks into a building. The door hardly makes a sound as he cautiously swings it open and crawls inside. He is but a shadow in the mist (I don’t know why there’s mist in the building but...work with me here). He uses his sharp unfailing ninja senses to maneuver around in the unmerciful darkness that swallows him like a pacman swallowing one of those lit up little dot things*waka waka waka* before a ghost eats him up and he dies *boo woo woo woo womp womp*. And then he spots it…his target...the one he was sent to destroy. They make eye contact for a single beat and his heart stops. Those cold dark emotionless eyes could only belong to one that represents true evil. He’s the first to act as he whips out his shuriken (ninja stars for all you people who lack ninja knowledge) and aims directly at his opponents neck. BAM BAM. He hits with perfect accuracy and the Hello Kitty plushie falls decapitated at his feet. One down…millions to go.
When Sanrio first started, their products seemed adorably harmless. They made millions happy around the world, helping them in both good times and bad; but that all changed in the year 2020. The machines…I mean Sanrio products rose up against humankind and vowed to take over the world with their cuteness. Only one can stop them now: Ninjoo. But his mission to rid the world of Sanrio products isn’t over… to be continued…
So there you have it! Ninjatuna would be a secret agent ninja sent on a mission to rid the world of Sanrio products.
Well, when I discussed this topic with him he had some other ideas. He told me that he thinks he should be a supa coo unstoppable driver in a street racing movie (like fast five…which had some awesome driving in it). Ok well…I can see that but…common ninjatuna let’s look at the facts: we all know you’re a ninja (duh), your Acura (though gorgeous…with a pretty interior...and awesome gps system...and etc) is not going to make it in the racing world, anddd…you dislike sanrio products. The character I chose for you…wins hands down. Sorry bud! Better luck next time…
Well, that’s all I got, but if you’d like to see the character that ninjatuna chose for me, check out his blog!:) It’s supa coo! http://thekrnjoo91.blogspot.com/
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